This was a forward I got through email and thought that it was pretty funny. It pertains to those of us in Montana, but I think all you Minnesotan's will enjoy it and relate to it as well - particularly this week!
COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . .
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Montana plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Montana sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Montana drive with the windows down.
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Montana throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Montana have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above Zero:
People in Miami all die.
People in Montana close the windows.
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Montana get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Montana are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Montana let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Montana get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Montana start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Montana public schools will open 2 hours late
So true! Most of it even fits if you place MN in place of MT.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to seeing you VERY shortly! :)
ps. We have big hugs waiting for you.
pps. If you like big hugs. If not, we will have high-pitched screaming voices ready upon your return!